Monday, September 10, 2007

SOKKUDHE VINDHIYA!!!

Remake of the movies has become the latest trend in today’s cine-life. In our Tamil cinema there are renowned personalities who are known for that. The foremost star in that is Mr. Xerox Ravi, quite puzzled with who Xerox ravi is it??? Its Jayam Ravi.. He and his bro are the no.1 Xerox copiers one can see in life, R they lacking the creativity or they are much comfortable with replication stuffs. Show the world, some innovative stuff man and prove that you have something between your ears. Stop watching Gemini Tv and E Tv then only u’ll try to make a good movie on your own!!
At least to some extent we can accept them as they are new to the field but there is a man who is solely dependent on Remake movies and being considered as a Mass star. vera yaaru naama vijay dhaan. Right from priymaanavale he jus emulates the performance in the previous version of the same movie. That shows his acting talent. To do this I think Lollu sabha people are quite well talented than him. The way the Xerox family and he will fight for a remake of the telugu movie will be as good as thenga porukardhu at the temple, adhuku decent a remake rights nu peru vera!!


As we have discussed previously, just take a case of how it’l be when these people plan to remake a recent block-buster hindi movie.


SOKKUDHE VINDHIYA

This movie is gonna be a remake of the movie CHAK DE INDIA. Now in the thenga poruking ceremony our captain vijayakant also joins in. His point is, being a movie based on sports how can it be without Captain. With the captain the Ace Thenga porukers join in.
Since our guys are too good at Hockey they try to change the script to fit them and the sport that is played to… A small correction in the script, Here the Hero will play the match and the girls will coach him. The winner will have a Date with Actress Vindhiya and hence the title SOKKUDHE VINDHIYA!!!

To start with Captain, He wants the sport that is played to be a TOP and ROPE game. As you all know what ever the surface may be and where ever he is asked to rotate it, he s a King in that and accomplishes it at ease. Here 2 girls are coaching for him and they are sukanya and Honest Raj heroine Aamani. They are the best ppl to take him to finals… Hope he succeeds.

Next in the list is Vijay, he modifies the script and the sport for him is kabadi. On analyzing the fact why he selected that sport and how good he is in that, we were really shell-shocked to find that nobody can be so experienced than vijay in this particular sport.
Right from the day he entered cine field he loves to play kabadi especially with girls and that too under his dad’s motivation and encouragement. It took nearly a decade for him to play kabadi with guys in gilli. The coaches for him are sanghavi, yuvarani and archana of Once more movie, as they only know him better in this sport. S.A. chandrasekar is being assigned as a manager de la event. He is sure to make it to the finals if nt with the talent at least with the mokka punch dialogs and political support.

Last but not the least, Mr.Xerox Ravi tries his hand sorry tries his leg with Kick-Boxing. People wonder since the sport is all set for a Date with Vindhiya the sport may probably be KIKKU-BOXING and not KICK-BOXING. I earnestly ask the opponent to kick in his throat so that his voice breaks at least now and stops howling with his disgusting double-voice. The gr8st comedy is he’ll shout at the opponent vaada vaada vaada vaada n gets 5 steps back in the form of foot movement. The chances are too less for him to reach the finals as he is lacking good coaches unlike the other two.


RESULTS WILL BE ANNOUNCED SHORTLY!!!

POWER STAR - ka(a)vviya NAAIagan


 

J Jagajaala
K Killadi

R Rising Star
I in the
T Tamil Cine
I Industry & our
S Super
H Hero.

The development that our Tamil cinema sees now days is some thing which has to be really applauded for the effort that they make. But this was not there until our super hero the vidi velli, varungaala AMERICA janaadhibadhi RITISH came into d field. Even SIVAJI promos and cut-out were not present as much as that of Kaanal Neer in the mount road. That shows the mass and power of our supreme. This dream boy or chocolate boy has turned all the girls mind and they r so madly crazy about him, According to a tittle-tattle from kodambakkam our power star’s pet name s ruttish and not ritish.. Crazy Girls!!!

Agila ulaga rasigar mandra thalaivar and the chair persons from the Tamil cine film chamber are having a deep discussion regarding the pseudo name 4 our super hero. In the meanwhile we are inviting people who are responsible enough to join the thalaivar and seyalaalar posts in US and Switzerland, In India there are enough candidates to fit the job.

Thalaivaroda next adventure s NAAIagan , The movie has already created the hype and is gonna be a BOX- OFFICE HIT but don’t know whether it is a Pencil Box or Geometry Box. This was supposed to be a Maniratnam production but due to the Dates (LION) problem now the movie is given to kanagaratnam. Kamalahaasanuku pERUMA thedi tharaaram namma thalaivar avaru padathuku indha title vechi.

Many Directors approached our Hero for many movies and on the basis of inky pinky ponky selection he has signed a movie 4 a famous director for a remake of the bollywood movie KRISH and the Tamil title is KRITISH. This is a much expected movie with cliff-hanger kinda action our super hero performing the stunts in the air and saving the world.

So as you do, I’m also expecting a lot for the forth coming movies from our star. Let’s keep our Fingers Crossed no no lets keep our hands crossed until the release of the movie.

Tuesday, September 4, 2007

INTERESTING FACTS ABOUT ORKUT!!!




It has been a long time since we are using Orkut and for a few it has been a medication visiting more than thrice a day either before or after meal

Since I joined Orkut in 2005 I came across many many profiles which say about different kind of people their characteristics and passions….
And in this process, I analyzed that certain things are prevalent in most Profiles… Here are few for your glance..

DISPLAY PICS:

                                             GIRLS
Celebrity Pics

Asin: A normal and an average figure (sometimes attu figure too)

Illeana: Pucca golti ponnu either with the name Ramya, Swathi or Swetha

Jyothika: Beauty is not the matter but surely few extra pounds.

Simran/ Sania Mirza: Beware, Its not a girl at al. A Fake profile!!

Any Actor pic: Exceptional category, Might be Tom-Boy

Baby/ Cats&Dogs: Warning, Enter at your own risk!!

Nature/ Flowers: Probably a good looking girl.

Self Photo: Depends upon your perspective, mostly good looking.

No photos: Mostly Fake profile for spam messages.

                                            GUYS

Celebrity Pics

Cricket Star: A die-hard fan of cricket.

Actor : Vetti guys fanatic about that particular actor with n number of his communities.

Vehicle/Musical instrument: Passionate about it.

Body Builder/WWE star: Hey girls, they will never be as they look in the DP. So watch out!!




Times of Orkut



Early Morning: Expecting a very important scrap before leaving to col/work place or meeting friends who are abroad.

9:00-17:00: working people who logs on to orkut as a part of their work!!

19:00 Onwards:  Peak hours in Orkut as many log in at this time.

22:00 and After:  Upto something in the communities *******

All Time users: V for Vetti… No words can explain better than this.

Rare visitors: People who are too busy to remember their account in Orkut.


To be continued in the next Post!!!!

Monday, September 3, 2007

5....4...3..2.1.... BOOM!!! . Alas, here I'm!!

Hey friends,
                           Its me Jaikumar a.k.a Jk..

    Well, I’ve been thinking of a good chance to make myself as a Blogger but time n patience didn’t allow me to do in d past few months…well, I’m jus a fresher , beginner, opener.. So don’t expect much 4m my Blogs. I assure u good quality, may be in d future....


Kudos to d readers!!